Randy Quote #286
Quote from Randy in I Was a Teenage Taylor
Jill: OK, guys, what do you want for dinner?
Randy: Actually, Brad and I were gonna take care of that tonight.
Jill: Wait a minute. My sons are volunteering to cook dinner?
Brad: Yeah, we've already got something in the microwave. Vegetarian lasagna.
Jill: Oh! You're not only cooking it, you're cooking something healthy?
Randy: Well, we haven't started it yet. Why don't you check to see if we put enough cheese on it?
Jill: Sure. You're so beautiful. I love you. [finds a bloody head in the microwave] [gasping] I hate you!
Brad: Gotcha.
Jill: I hate when you scare me like that.
Randy: And yet, we love it.
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Randy: All right. One candy bar for the spaceman. And seven for the cute little lion cub.
Quote from Al
Brad: How would you like to help us do this prank on our parents?
Al: Well, I wouldn't feel so bad about scaring your dad again, but no, I wouldn't feel right scaring your mom.
Randy: Really? Even after what she said about you?
Al: What did she say about me?
Randy: Oh, I believe she referred to your little Halloween party as "the marathon yawn-a-thon".
Al: Jill said that?
Randy: That's what I heard. What about you, Brad?
Brad: Yeah, I heard her say that. She also said your mom doesn't bob for apples. She bobs for ham hocks.
Al: I'm in!
Quote from Al
Brad: Now we gotta think of something just as good to get back at them.
Al: Well, you're Tim's sons. I'm sure you inherited the torture chromosome.