Jill Quote #711
Quote from Jill in Workshop 'Til You Drop
Tim: All right. You know what I think?
Dr. Emory: Not what you think, Tim. What you feel.
Tim: Oh. I feel like Jill's a little demanding sometimes. She just doesn't expect me to know what she feels at a beach, she expects me to know what she feels all the time. And since I don't belong to the Psychic Friends Network, I don't know what she's feeling all the time. She ends up getting mad at me and starts to criticize me.
Jill: How can you say that?
Tim: He asked me to.
Jill: I am not demanding. I am not critical.
Dr. Emory: Jill, there's no need to be defensive.
Jill: I'm not defensive. Am I defensive?
Dave: I'd say so.
Jill: Who asked you?
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‘Workshop 'Til You Drop’ Quotes
Quote from Bud
Bud: I took my marriage for granted and now I'm having to pay the price. Do you know what it's like to go home to an 18-room mansion and there's no one to share it with but your domestic staff?
Tim: Can't say as I do, Bud.
Bud: Well, let me tell you, Tim, it's no fun.
Quote from Bud
Tim: I didn't know you and Jean were having any trouble.
Bud: Yeah, we just stopped talking to each other. There's nothing more important in a marriage than communication.
Tim: Is there any chance of you guys getting back together?
Bud: About as much chance as you getting through Tool Time without a fire or flood.
Tim: It doesn't look too good, does it?
Quote from Tim
Dr. Emory: Repressed anger can often be a problem in marriages. When we keep things bottled up inside they can surface at inappropriate moments. Would anyone like to share an angry moment they've been holding on to? [Tim raises his hand] Tim.
Tim: I'd like to share an angry moment.
Jill: Go. No, no, go!
Tim: OK. [sighing] I went to an auto parts store to pick up some windshield wipers, to replace them on my Mustang. It clearly said on the box, "Will fit any Ford". A Mustang's a Ford, isn't it? Well, I get them home, they're the clip-on type, not the snap-on type. They didn't fit. I couldn't use them. I take them back to the store, they would not give my money back because they were used! [exhaling]
Jill: This is your big angry moment?
Tim: You bet. It's been with me a long time. It's great to get it off my chest.
Dr. Emory: What has that got to do with your marriage?
Tim: I was married at the time.