Tim Quote #2141

Quote from Tim in At Sea

Tim: We've just entered the Constellation's combat direction center, this carrier's state-of-the-art mission control facility. These sailors have a tremendous responsibility. However... When mine does that at home the cursor has to be moved over to the left and in.... That's all. [alarm sounding] Whoa, whoa. What did I do here?
Captain Lloyd Jenkins: Tim, you just declared war on Finland.
Tim: Huh?
Al: I'm ready to serve, sir.
Captain Lloyd Jenkins: Just kidding, Al. When we found out Tim was coming aboard we deactivated our weapons.
Tim: Really.

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 ‘At Sea’ Quotes

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Tim: I wanna talk about you and Angela.
Brad: Dad, there's nothing to talk about.
Tim: I want to talk about sex for a minute.
Brad: Dad, I don't want...
Tim: I want you to listen to me, please. Listen up. Sex is, um... It's like a car. The best idea is to keep the car in the garage for a long, long, long time. And then, somewhere in the future, the distant future, when that garage door opens... you gotta think, "car cover".

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Brad: Some guys I hang out with think that by having sex it makes you a man.
Tim: I used to think that, too. But I think the truth is, you should be a man first and then think about sex.
Brad: So, what do you think? How many years away am l?
Tim: Well... there's no set number of years.
Brad: When will I know when I'm a man?
Tim: Your mom and I will tell you.

 Tim Taylor Quotes

Quote from At Sea

Tim: I wanna talk about you and Angela.
Brad: Dad, there's nothing to talk about.
Tim: I want to talk about sex for a minute.
Brad: Dad, I don't want...
Tim: I want you to listen to me, please. Listen up. Sex is, um... It's like a car. The best idea is to keep the car in the garage for a long, long, long time. And then, somewhere in the future, the distant future, when that garage door opens... you gotta think, "car cover".

Quote from Her Cheatin' Mind

Chris: So the only character you liked was the handyman?
Tim: No. I think the hero of this fine novel would have to be the husband. [all laugh]
Chris: He was the quintessential dullard.
Tim: Well, dullard or mallard, I don't care. She was married and only her husband should be allowed near Madame's ovaries.