Brad Quote #127

Quote from Brad in The Longest Day

Tim: What's in the bag?
Brad: Something that's going to cut time off my doctor's appointment.
Tim: What?
Brad: You know how the doctor makes you go pee in the cup?
Tim: That's my favorite part. Except the cup is too small. I'll go with a salad bowl for me, huh? Whew.
Brad: Yeah, well, my problem is, I can't go under pressure.
Tim: So you went in that bag?
Brad: Of course not. I put it in a yogurt container.
Randy: I think he just found a flavor that'll never catch on.

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 ‘The Longest Day’ Quotes

Quote from Randy

Randy: Why does this bad stuff always have to happen to me?
Tim: Well, bad stuff happens to everybody. Bad stuff happens to me all the time.
Randy: Yeah, but you cause it.

Quote from Jill

Jill: You're right, I tipped him off. I mean, what kind of mother am I? I had to go and fix him a decent breakfast.

Quote from Randy

Brad: Also, Randy had to go to another doctor and get a second blood test.
Tim: Why?
Randy: It's all Mom's fault. She told Dr. Medwick I been kinda tired lately.
Tim: Well, you have been. I caught you on the couch the other day asleep at 4:00.
Randy: Dad, I was watching Tool Time.