Tim Quote #2053
Quote from Tim in The Longest Day
Tim: Oh-oh-oh. Lemon meringue. All right.
Jill: Don't touch that pie! That's for after dinner.
Tim: I wasn't going to touch it.
Jill: Then what are you doin' with a fork?
Tim: I had a little itch.
Jill: Oh, stop.
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Quote from Randy
Randy: Why does this bad stuff always have to happen to me?
Tim: Well, bad stuff happens to everybody. Bad stuff happens to me all the time.
Randy: Yeah, but you cause it.
Quote from Jill
Jill: You're right, I tipped him off. I mean, what kind of mother am I? I had to go and fix him a decent breakfast.
Quote from Randy
Brad: Also, Randy had to go to another doctor and get a second blood test.
Tim: Why?
Randy: It's all Mom's fault. She told Dr. Medwick I been kinda tired lately.
Tim: Well, you have been. I caught you on the couch the other day asleep at 4:00.
Randy: Dad, I was watching Tool Time.