Tim Quote #1901
Quote from Tim in Oh, Brother
Marty: Look, Tim, it's obvious that we can't work together, so I'm quitting.
Tim: You're quitting?
Marty: Yeah. You're impossible to work for.
Tim: I'm impossible to work for?
Marty: You're a control freak. I mean, everything's gotta be done on your schedule and your way.
Tim: Let's figure out why that is. Let's think, you and l. Let's think. Let's think. Why would that be? Why? Um, it's coming to me... My show. I'm boss. Maybe that's it?
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‘Oh, Brother’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: See, Romulus and Remus were very close until they decided to work together to build a city.
Tim: Yeah? What happened?
Wilson: Well, Romulus was the boss and he wanted things done his way. And Remus disagreed with him and that angered Romulus. So instead of working things out, you know what he did?
Tim: I'd fire him!
Wilson: No, he killed him.
Tim: Oh, boy! Oh, boy. Well, I guess when you're raised by a wolf, you lack certain social skills.
Wilson: No, Tim. The point is if Romulus hadn't been so rash, and tried to meet his brother halfway, they might've been able to patch things up.
Tim: Oh, I see. I should try to meet Marty halfway.
Wilson: There you go.
Quote from Al
Tim: Welcome to the brand-new Tool Time set. We got a lot more tools.
Al: A lot more fire extinguishers.
Quote from Marty
Tim: Marty, you can't afford to quit.
Marty: Oh, don't tell me what I can afford. You're not the only brother I can turn to. If I have to, I'll borrow money from John.
Tim: He's in worse shape than you.
Marty: He'll get it from Jeff.
Tim: Where's he gonna get it?
Marty: He can get it from Rick.
Tim: And where's Rick gonna get the money?
Marty: From you.