Tim Quote #1793
Quote from Tim in Room Without a View
Heidi: Welcome to a very special Tool Time - live from Tim's basement. Now here he is, the star of the show - Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor.
Tim: [hits head on pipe] Hi. Thank you, Heidi. I am Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. And you all know my assistant, Al Borland.
Al: Here on Tool Time, we understand the needs of a growing family.
Tim: That's why we're proud to present "Converting Your Basement to a Bedroom for the Middle Son Who's Not Getting Along with the Younger Son" Special.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Room Without a View’ Quotes
Quote from Randy
Tim: Son, your new basement room. Step in.
Randy: Whoa, Dad! This is great! A boy's bunker, a lad's pad, a kid's castle...
Tim: Hey, Randy. It's my show, OK?
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: You know, Tim, I'm reminded of the great Winston Churchill. He said you could take the most gallant sailor, the most intrepid airman, the most audacious soldier, put them at a table together - what do you get?
Tim: Throw in a cowboy and a policeman, you got the Village People playin' poker.
Wilson: No, Tim. What you get is the sum of their fears.
Tim: I don't understand.
Wilson: What I'm saying, Tim, if these men had been able to admit their fears, they would've realized there was no reason to be ashamed of them. [owl screeches]
Tim: Woo-hoo! That scared me.
Wilson: Oh, boy! It scared me, too.
Tim: And I'm not ashamed to admit it... although, I do have to change my pants.
Quote from Tim
Randy: That's it, Dad. I've had it. I can't live with this little dweeb anymore.
Tim: Hey, it's not that bad. A little puddle in the middle of it. You can still read the outside of it. There you go. "The Senate today was rocked by scandal as two members... [mumbles]" Talk about your yellow journalism.