Tim Quote #1651
Quote from Tim in Wilson's Girlfriend
Tim: What exactly do you know about this woman? Ph.D., a couple of kids - what about the important things? What kind of car does she drive?
Jill: I don't know. Some sort of station wagon.
Tim: Oh, no, no, no, no, no! I dated a station wagon once. It was a nightmare.
Jill: Tim, I'm setting her up with Wilson, not with you.
Tim: Well, if she's lonely, have her get her own Wilson.
Jill: Aha! I see what's going on here. You're afraid that if Wilson spends time with Judith, he's not gonna have any time for you.
Tim: If they got married and went on honeymoon, who would I talk to? It could be a very difficult week for me.
Jill: Well, that's true, because then we'd have to talk, and that would be a very difficult week for me.
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‘Wilson's Girlfriend’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Judith: Jill has told me so much about you. It's all been great.
Wilson: Well, I am flattered.
Judith: The only thing she didn't tell me is your last name.
Wilson: It's Wilson.
Judith: Oh, I thought that was your first name.
Wilson: Wilson is my first name.
Tim: Well, it's not that unusual. I'm actually Tim Tim. This is Jill Jill. [Jill nudges Tim] Sorry sorry.
Quote from Tim
Jill: Judith says that Wilson has a problem with intimacy.
Tim: Oh! So he can't... Oh. Oh, God. Oh! Oh! Well... Oh, honey! I mean, I would have never known. He wouldn't talk about something like that. Oh, no wonder he's got all this... Probably an old war injury or something, huh?
Jill: Not that kind of intimacy! I'm talking about emotional intimacy.
Tim: Oh, thank God it's nothing important. Whoo!
Quote from Tim
Jill: He doesn't share his feelings. She's spent every day of the last two weeks with him and she feels she doesn't know who he is.
Tim: Well, tell her I've spent the last 15 years with him, and I don't know who he is. It doesn't hurt our relationship.
Jill: I think that she wants something more from the relationship. She wants to go to the next level.
Tim: What is it with women and the "next level"? What's wrong with the level we're on? Just take the elevator and leave us the heck alone. Hm?
Jill: Every time she asks him about himself, all he does is intellectualize or say something weird.
Tim: He always says something weird. That's what makes Wilson Wilson Wilson.