Randy Quote #217

Quote from Randy in Wilson's Girlfriend

Brad: My life is over. Randy, I've got a pimple.
Randy: I don't see anything.
Brad: It's one of those under-the-skin ones. It's gonna come out tomorrow.
Randy: Well, maybe we can throw it a coming-out party. Invite all the other pimples in the neighborhood.
Brad: Randy, you don't understand. Tomorrow night's my date with Jessica Lutz. What am I gonna do?
Randy: Send her fries and a chocolate bar, hope she breaks out too.

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 ‘Wilson's Girlfriend’ Quotes

Quote from Wilson

Judith: Jill has told me so much about you. It's all been great.
Wilson: Well, I am flattered.
Judith: The only thing she didn't tell me is your last name.
Wilson: It's Wilson.
Judith: Oh, I thought that was your first name.
Wilson: Wilson is my first name.
Tim: Well, it's not that unusual. I'm actually Tim Tim. This is Jill Jill. [Jill nudges Tim] Sorry sorry.

Quote from Tim

Jill: Judith says that Wilson has a problem with intimacy.
Tim: Oh! So he can't... Oh. Oh, God. Oh! Oh! Well... Oh, honey! I mean, I would have never known. He wouldn't talk about something like that. Oh, no wonder he's got all this... Probably an old war injury or something, huh?
Jill: Not that kind of intimacy! I'm talking about emotional intimacy.
Tim: Oh, thank God it's nothing important. Whoo!

 Randy Taylor Quotes

Quote from The Longest Day

Randy: Why does this bad stuff always have to happen to me?
Tim: Well, bad stuff happens to everybody. Bad stuff happens to me all the time.
Randy: Yeah, but you cause it.

Quote from Say Goodnight, Gracie

Tim: [deep voice] No. Leave the girl alone. Give me my bamboo. My bamboo.
Gracie: Oh, Mr. Panda, thank you so much from saving me from Mr. Monkey.
Tim: Oh, don't thank me. Thank Mr. Tiger.
Gracie: That's Mr. Lion Cub.
Tim: Sorry. I've never been a lion cub before.
Randy: Well, I have. You know, I gotta tell you, it's a tough gig. Everyone expects you to be king.