Al Quote #221
Quote from Al in Sisters and Brothers
Al: I believe you're making a gross generalization. My brother and I have never resorted to physical violence to resolve an argument.
Tim: Come on. There was never a punch thrown when you were growing up between little Cal and little Al?
Al: No. We always settled our differences with compromise and a nice cup of tea.
Tim: Get real.
Al: You wanna ask him himself? He's backstage.
Tim: Your brother's here?
Al: Yes, he is. He flew in for Mother's birthday. [applause] Thank you. I'll relay your well wishes to her when we take her out for her birthday smorgasbord.
Tim: Good luck getting her attention.
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‘Sisters and Brothers’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Tim: Just great. Look at the time, huh? Now it's off to work I go without my "hi-de-ho."
Quote from Al
Tim: All right. Let's give a big, warm Tool Time welcome for Cal "He's gotta be better-looking than Al" Borland. I don't see any family resemblance, do you?
Al: Well, actually, I take after Father and Cal looks like Mother.
Tim: And a fine-looking woman she is. Come on, Cal. You wanna tell us about growing up with Al?
Cal: I don't think so, Tim. [Al and Cal snort]
Al: [laughs] He's got that Borland humor.
Tim: Yeah, the kind that isn't funny.
Quote from Wilson
Tim: Could I talk to Wilson for a minute? I got a couple of minutes before I go to work.
Jill: You'll have to wait.
Tim: I can't wait.
Jill: I'm sorry, we only have one Wilson and I'm using him.
Wilson: You know, neighbors, I am a friend. I'm not a rest room.
Jill: I'm sorry, Wilson. Tim, come on, I know you wanna talk to Wilson about me, but I was here first.
Tim: Well, hurry up. I don't know how long I can hold it.