Jill Quote #554
Quote from Jill in The Naked Truth
Jill: Tim? Tim?
Tim: What is it, honey? What? What? What?
Jill: Excuse me. There are trucks double-parked all the way down the street. You said that if you did Tool Time from our bathroom, it'd be you, Al, Heidi, and one cameraman.
Tim: Wait till the audience gets here. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I had to do something to boost the ratings.
Jill: Oh, this'll be a real ratings-grabber. "Hey, Myrtle, forget Hawaii. Let's just stay home and watch Tim play with his toilet."
Home Improvement Quotes
‘The Naked Truth’ Quotes
Quote from Heidi
Heidi: Welcome to a very special Tool Time, live from Tim's bathroom. Now here they are, those princes of porcelain, those titans of the toilet, those jokers of the john, those bad boys of the bowl, those...
Tim: [o.s.] Heidi!
Heidi: Sorry. Tim Taylor and Al Borland.
Quote from Tim
Jill: What was it you were trying to say?
Tim: That's our song, right there. That's our song.
Jill: "La Cucaracha" is our song?
Tim: [sings] La cucaracha, la cucaracha
Nancy: Tim and I saw each other naked.
Tim: [sings] I didn't mean to, I thought it was you, la la la la la la! Hey, everybody, come on!
Quote from Heidi
Stage Manager: Hey, where are you guys going? We're on! We're on in five, four, three, two...
Heidi: Welcome back to Tool Time, with those kings of the can, those lords of the loo, those thrill-seekers of the throne, those heroes of the head, those...
Tim: [o.s.] Heidi!