Jill Quote #517
Quote from Jill in 'Twas the Night Before Chaos
Jill: Mom, it's so wonderful to see you!
Lillian: It's amazing you're seeing us at all. Your father didn't use the turn signal once, all the way from Texas. Hello, dear. Hello, Tim.
Tim: Hi, Lillian.
Colonel Patterson: I didn't use the signal because there was no one behind me, Lillian.
Lillian: Then what was that truck that almost sideswiped us?
Colonel Patterson: He had no business being on the interstate, big truck like that.
Jill: Hi, Daddy.
Colonel Patterson: Hello, sweetheart. [to Tim] Hey, you.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘'Twas the Night Before Chaos’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Marty: Band-Aids?
Jill: Um, upstairs, top three drawers.
Marty: Which room?
Jill: Every room.
Quote from Al
Tim: Merry Christmas. It's Yule time here on Tool Time.
Al: Merry Christmas. You know, Christmas always reminds me of my childhood. I used to build a snowman every year. I used a carrot for its nose, cookies for its eyes, licorice for its smile.
Tim: Ah, that's a great story, Al. Unfortunately, Al's mom usually ate the snowman.
Al: One year. She used the carrot to make coleslaw.
Quote from Brad
Brad: Hey, guys, get down here. Let's see what Grandma and Grandpa got us for Christmas.
Mark: Hear anything good?
Brad: [shakes box] No, I don't hear anything.
Brad & Randy: Clothes.