Jill Quote #514
Quote from Jill in Some Like It Hot Rod
Tim: Whoa!
Jill: Hi, honey.
Tim: The car looks dry.
Jill: It's dry as a bone.
Tim: How'd you do this?
Jill: [holds up hair dryers] I'm packing heat. I even conditioned the leather.
Tim: Oh!
Jill: I came down in the middle of the night and saw you two sleeping on the couch with little pieces of dill stuck to your lips. It was very cute. I didn't have the heart to wake you so I just decided that I would finish it all myself.
Tim: I can't believe you did this.
Jill: Well, after all, it was my fault.
Tim: I don't know, I think I must have some dill in my ear. Could you say that a bit louder?
Jill: Don't push your luck.
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‘Some Like It Hot Rod’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Jill: Wilson, I've been thinking about this. Do you think that subconsciously I left the hot rod out in the snow to get back at Tim for dropping that two-ton beam on my station wagon?
Wilson: Well, Jill, that's a very interesting theory, but I'm sure that your leaving the car out was just an accident.
Jill: Yeah. But you know what Freud says about that, "There are no accidents."
Wilson: Well, obviously Freud never saw Tool Time.
Quote from Tim
Jill: Get in. See if it meets your approval.
Tim: Jill, this is the greatest gift you've ever given me.
Jill: I gave you three children.
Tim: Yeah, but none of them came out this clean.
Quote from Brad
Jill: How could I have done something so stupid?
Brad: They say when two people have been married for a long time they start acting like each other.
Jill: You're not helping, Brad.