Al Quote #190
Quote from Al in Some Like It Hot Rod
Tim: Hey. It's good. What do you call this?
Al: Ham and cheese. The trick is, though, to add a little dill to your mustard.
Tim: Al, you live life on the edge.
Al: You know, Tim, I don't want you to get the wrong impression about my relationship with my mother. Yes, we've had some difficult moments, and, yes, she can be overbearing - suffocating, really - but she means well. However, she does have a pretty tart tongue.
[When Al hears Tim snoring, he grabs Tim's half of the sandwich, takes a bite, and puts it back in Tim's hand]
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‘Some Like It Hot Rod’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Jill: Wilson, I've been thinking about this. Do you think that subconsciously I left the hot rod out in the snow to get back at Tim for dropping that two-ton beam on my station wagon?
Wilson: Well, Jill, that's a very interesting theory, but I'm sure that your leaving the car out was just an accident.
Jill: Yeah. But you know what Freud says about that, "There are no accidents."
Wilson: Well, obviously Freud never saw Tool Time.
Quote from Tim
Jill: Get in. See if it meets your approval.
Tim: Jill, this is the greatest gift you've ever given me.
Jill: I gave you three children.
Tim: Yeah, but none of them came out this clean.
Quote from Brad
Jill: How could I have done something so stupid?
Brad: They say when two people have been married for a long time they start acting like each other.
Jill: You're not helping, Brad.