Wilson Quote #162
Quote from Wilson in Quibbling Siblings
Wilson: Neighbor, have you seen my fuzzy woolly bear?
Tim: No, and I'd like to keep it that way.
Wilson: No, Tim. The fuzzy woolly bear I'm referring to is a type of caterpillar. Oh, there you are, little fella.
Tim: Just one question, Wilson. Pet or dinner?
Wilson: It's a weather forecaster, Tim. You see, by measuring the width of the stripe on the caterpillar's back, I can tell you how long and cold the winter's gonna be.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Quibbling Siblings’ Quotes
Quote from Randy
Tim: What are we waiting for?
Randy: Well, it's gonna take a minute to boot up. I still have that old I30 chip in it. Not much power.
Tim: Are you saying this thing needs more power? Lemme open it up. I can make this thing go faster.
Randy: Well, why don't we just save you the trouble and throw it up against the wall?
Quote from Brad
Tim: I want to thank our special guest Brad Taylor, who filled Al's tool belt admirably. With a few notches left over, I might add. [Heidi stands next to Brad]
Heidi: Goodbye, everybody.
Brad: Nee you sex time. See you next time.
Tim: Bye, folks.
Quote from Tim
Tim: What we have here, honey, is a simple case of sibling rivalry.
Jill: Exactly.
Tim: Which just proves, Ms. Straight-A Student, that I might know just about as much about psychology as you do.
Jill: Oh, really? What causes sibling rivalry?
Tim: Having more than one kid.