Tim Quote #1378
Quote from Tim in Quibbling Siblings
Jill: What happened?
Tim: Al's favorite bingo caller died.
Jill: Oh, no.
Tim: Al said his last words were, "B-11 and G... I think I'm having a heart attack."
Jill: Oh, that's awful.
Tim: Yeah. Worse than that, Al was one away from bingo.
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‘Quibbling Siblings’ Quotes
Quote from Randy
Tim: What are we waiting for?
Randy: Well, it's gonna take a minute to boot up. I still have that old I30 chip in it. Not much power.
Tim: Are you saying this thing needs more power? Lemme open it up. I can make this thing go faster.
Randy: Well, why don't we just save you the trouble and throw it up against the wall?
Quote from Brad
Tim: I want to thank our special guest Brad Taylor, who filled Al's tool belt admirably. With a few notches left over, I might add. [Heidi stands next to Brad]
Heidi: Goodbye, everybody.
Brad: Nee you sex time. See you next time.
Tim: Bye, folks.
Quote from Tim
Tim: What we have here, honey, is a simple case of sibling rivalry.
Jill: Exactly.
Tim: Which just proves, Ms. Straight-A Student, that I might know just about as much about psychology as you do.
Jill: Oh, really? What causes sibling rivalry?
Tim: Having more than one kid.