Tim Quote #1356
Quote from Tim in Borland Ambition
Tim: Thank you, everybody. Thank you, Heidi. And welcome to Tool Time I am Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor, and you all know my assistant Al "The Living Lemon" Borland.
Al: Today, we're gonna show you how to hang a picture on a hollow wall.
Tim: "Hollo," wall. You're such a stud. [fake laugh] Okay, let's say we're Al scampering around our apartment putting up our favorite picture. [hangs a picture of a lemon] There we go. Now, when this hap... [the picture falls off]
Al: Now, the reason that this happened is because the hollow wall here is not strong enough to support the weight. For that you need a wall anchor. Now, there are many types of wall anchors.
Tim: Right. You got your hollow wall anchor, plastic anchor, sleeve anchor, and if you're in that easy-listening mood I'd go with Paul Anka. [holds up record]
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Borland Ambition’ Quotes
Quote from Al
Al: Why don't I get my coat and we'll lock up?
Tim: Hey, wait a minute. Go on. You go on. I'll lock up for you.
Al: You want me to leave you alone in my hardware store?
Tim: Yes, I do.
Al: I don't think so, Tim.
Quote from Tim
Tim: What's up?
Al: Well, I stopped by to find out, are you going to invest in Harry's Hardware?
Tim: It's a possibility.
Jill: Completely out of the question.
Tim: We're still discussing it.
Jill: Over my dead body.
Tim: She's on the fence.
Quote from Benny
Al: Uh, Harry, can, um... Can we have a little business meeting?
Harry: Sure. Step into my office. [moves over a step] OK, what is it?
Al: Well, I'm just thinking that, um, if we sell everything at cost, we won't make a profit. Well, I'm just saying that if we give Tim a discount, where does it stop? Your relatives? My relatives? Benny?
Benny: You don't have to worry about me. I never buy anything.