Al Quote #163
Quote from Al in The Great Race II
Al: I'm telling you, seven hundred dollars... Seven hundred dollars is a lot of money, but he is worth it.
Tim: Petty cash. Wait till you see what I go for. Sit down, Bob.
Jill: All right, ladies and germs, you now have the chance to bid on the toast of Tool Time, the host of Tool Time, Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. I'm going to open the bidding at one hundred dollars. A hundred, a hundred, a hundred... A hundred.
Woman: A hundred dollars!
Jill: A hundred dollars. Do I hear two hundred dollars, two hundred dollars, two hundred, two hundred? Just remember this man will do to your house what he does here every day.
Al: Maybe we should auction off some homeowners' insurance first.
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‘The Great Race II’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Tim: Well, how would you like it if you were in an auction and some other neighbor behind a fence made 400 more dollars than you?
Wilson: Well, Tim, I'd be hi-de-hurt.
Tim: That's how I felt. I started doubting myself you know? I felt worthless.
Wilson: Well, Tim, it's been said that when a foot compares itself to a yard it always comes up short.
Tim: So you're saying that Vila's the yard, and I'm the foot, and he's better than me, right?
Wilson: Well, only if you perceive him as being better. OK. A philosopher once said, "If you place a small value on yourself, rest assured the world will not raise your price." [chuckles]
Tim: But if I believe in myself I could win this.
Wilson: No, no, no, Tim. If you believe in yourself you've already won.
Quote from Randy
Randy: Good work, Dad. It's so quiet, you can't even tell it's running.
Tim: It's the solenoid, I think.
Jill: Hey, guys. How's it going?
Randy: Dad's taking a ride in the hot rod. Hey, Dad, slow down! Let Mom get in!
Tim: I'm telling you, please pipe down.
Randy: Uh-oh, there's someone on your tail. Is it Bob Vila? No, it's a little kid on a tricycle.
Tim: Would you shut up?
Quote from Tim
Tim: What are you waiting for? Something to explode?
Randy: No.
Tim: You don't want to go for a ride, do you?
Randy: I want to go for a ride. I just want to tell you that your car looks great.
Tim: And?
Randy: And that I think you can beat Bob Vila tomorrow.
Tim: Really? I sure hope so. A great philosopher said once, "If your feet are short, and you don't raise your prices, you're destined for yard sales."