Randy Quote #150
Quote from Randy in Swing Time
Tim: Guys, over here. I think I figured out what to get Mom for Mother's Day.
Brad: She told you?
Tim: No, she dropped a few hints, though.
Randy: So what does she want?
Tim: She wants to go to Finland. They got this real big deal with midnight hot tubs. When they get out, they get spanked by trees.
Randy: Cool! Let's all go!
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Swing Time’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Brad: Dad, here comes Mom!
Tim: No, no, no!
Jill: Hey, guys, it's really late. What are you doing out here?
Tim: We all have problems. We're waitin' for Wilson to wake up.
Quote from Jill
Mark: Here you go, Mom. Basil omelet. Happy Mother's Day.
Jill: Oh, that's so sweet of you, honey. Looks delicious.
Brad: And Mom, don't forget your basil butter with your toast.
Jill: Basil butter. Well, that's original.
Randy: If you think that's original, wait till you taste your fresh-squeezed basil juice.
Mark: We also made you coffee.
Jill: Is it green? [Mark nods]
Tim: And for dessert, fresh-baked basil cream pie.
Jill: I should've said I like diamonds.
Quote from Tim
Jill: I'll bet I know what you're doing out here.
Tim: Oh, do you?
Jill: Well, let's see. You're out here in the middle of the night, carrying shovels, covered in dirt.
Tim: I didn't want to tell you, but Wilson wasn't feeling well so we buried him.