Tim Quote #1195
Quote from Tim in Swing Time
Tim: Come on. You're gonna love this.
Jill: Honey, it is 6:00 in the morning. I was really kind of hoping that I could sleep late on Mother's Day.
Tim: Well, I just finished your gift and I couldn't wait to show it to you.
Jill: OK. Oh, my gosh! This is beautiful! Wait a minute! You said you were gonna make me an herb garden.
Tim: Look around. I had the boys plant something special for you.
Jill: Basil! Basil, basil... and more basil. [laughs]
Tim: Well, I knew it was your favorite because I read between the lines.
Jill: Tim, I told you that I liked basil.
Tim: Which is how I'm able to read between the lines.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Swing Time’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Brad: Dad, here comes Mom!
Tim: No, no, no!
Jill: Hey, guys, it's really late. What are you doing out here?
Tim: We all have problems. We're waitin' for Wilson to wake up.
Quote from Jill
Mark: Here you go, Mom. Basil omelet. Happy Mother's Day.
Jill: Oh, that's so sweet of you, honey. Looks delicious.
Brad: And Mom, don't forget your basil butter with your toast.
Jill: Basil butter. Well, that's original.
Randy: If you think that's original, wait till you taste your fresh-squeezed basil juice.
Mark: We also made you coffee.
Jill: Is it green? [Mark nods]
Tim: And for dessert, fresh-baked basil cream pie.
Jill: I should've said I like diamonds.
Quote from Al
Pete: Anyway, Timmy, there's no one more qualified than Les, and no one knows more about tools than Les.
Tim: No one?
Al: You heard him, Tim.
Tim: Oh, yeah? Then why does everybody call me "The Tool Man"?
Les: Because it's your show and you made up the name?
Al: I like her.
Tim: I'd be willing to stake my tool reputation against anyone.
Les: Well, how about me?
Tim: [scoffs] Les. Leslie. I wouldn't want to embarrass you. Anybody who challenges me, it always ends up the same way.
Les: [laughs] You lose?
Al: I love her!