Wilson Quote #143
Quote from Wilson in It Was the Best of Tims, It Was the Worst of Tims
Wilson: Well, Tim, I am attempting to balance an egg, but it's not easy.
Tim: But if it falls, it's overeasy.
Wilson: You are quite the yolkster. Actually, Tim, some people believe that an egg will stand on its end during the vernal equinox.
Tim: The vernal what-nox?
Wilson: The vernal equinox, Tim. It signifies the first day of spring, it's when the sun is directly over the equator and gravitational pull is at its strongest.
Tim: That's probably what's affecting Jill.
Wilson: What'd you do this time, Tim?
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‘It Was the Best of Tims, It Was the Worst of Tims’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Tim: What a great night with the boys, though. A lot of good food... Oh! [unbuttons belt] Ah! Ohh! I got some double-cheese nachos sitting right here. [burps] Ohh!
Jill: Tim!
Tim: Got a little gas ball moving, moving... [burps] Ah!
Jill: This is real attractive.
Tim: So... where were we?
Jill: It's kinda hard to remember.
Tim: This'll refresh your memory. [goes to kiss Jill; stifles burp] Sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. Mark was right. Ohh. You shouldn't have double onions on those chili dogs. Hello... [vents the bed sheet]
Quote from Tim
Tim: Anyway, being a master plumber, Felix is experienced with all sorts of bathroom problems - sinks, showers... Speaking of showers, what do you think of baby showers?
Felix: Well, I'm against them. I think babies should take baths.
Tim: No, no, it's a different sort of shower. It's like when women get together and yap about what to do when their water breaks.
Felix: With any kind of water breakage, you wanna call a licensed plumber.
Quote from Tim
Tim: Anyway, today we continue our week-long salute... [drain gurgling] to plumbing. And joining us today is master plumber Felix Myman. Let's give him a big Tool Time welcome. Good to have you aboard, Felix.
Felix: Nice to be here, Tim.
Tim: Felix and I go way back, right?
Felix: That's right, Tim. I've been to your house for all of your plumbing disasters. [Tim groans] The water heater, the dishwasher, Jill's bathtub...
Tim: I think we get the point. Anyway, we'll try to get... [Al chuckles on the phone]