Al Quote #140
Tim: Well, this week on Tool Time, it's "What's New?" What's new with you, Al? That lint? No, that's always been there, hasn't it? New shirt? New... No.
Al: Well, Tim, what's new with Binford is that they've just come up with a brand-new exterior wood filler. It's a quick-drying latex blend that will fill holes... of any size.
Tim: Hm. Like this one back here?
Al: Tim. We'll be using it today on the door and wood frame.
Tim: That's right. Just a little bit can cover up scratches, nicks, any hole you have in that door.
Al: A little dab'll do ya.
Tim: That's a pretty hip reference, Al... or is it Daddy-o? How about a Hula-Hoop? Let's get some bell-bottoms. Come on.
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Quote from Tim
Jill: What did he decide?
Tim: What did he decide? He, um... Uh... He figured that since it burned down, it wasn't a good time to buy it.
Jill: Did you burn down Marv's shanty?
Tim: What is it with you? I walk through the door, you immediately accuse me of burning it down. Why? Why? Why?
Jill: Tim...
Tim: Right to the ground. Right... Ashes.
Jill: Oh, no.
Tim: I'm sure he's got an insurance policy that covers a shanty clause in there.
Jill: Tim, there is no such thing as Shanty Clause.
Quote from Tim
Al: I can't believe you came up here without a change of clothes.
Tim: Well, I didn't intend on falling through the ice, Al.
Al: Everybody knows that when you come on a trip like this, you have to plan for every possible contingency. And with you, every contingency is possible.
Tim: Well, this contingency is your fault.
Al: Fine. Just lucky that I brought an extra set of clothes.
Tim: Oh, yeah. Real lucky. [takes the blanket off to reveal an over-sized flannel shirt and denim jeans] What is this? "One size fits Al"?
Quote from Jill
Jill: That was such a good movie. I'm rewinding.
Ilene: I love Gigi.
Marie: Why can't life be like that? You're always in France, you drink champagne and you sing.
Jill: My life is a lot like Gigi's. Except I live in Detroit, drink diet soda and my husband grunts.