Tim: Al's girlfriend Ilene had a dream about me, so I made a joke about it, and she got upset and broke up with Al. Jill thinks it's all my fault.
Wilson: Well, Tim, humor can be a wonderful thing. The Koran says, "He deserves paradise who makes his companions laugh."
Tim: Yeah... Those Koreans know what's funny.
Wilson: On the other hand, Tim, Cervantes, the 16th-century novelist, said... "A jest that gives pain is no jest." In this case, you might have caused a little bit of pain.
Tim: Well, I certainly didn't mean to. Jokes are what I'm all about. That's why people like me.
Wilson: Well, maybe sometimes you go too far.

Al: Well, last night, something very disturbing happened. Ilene... had a dream.
Tim: No. Not a dream. While she was sleeping? You know, scientists may want to study her.
Al: You don't understand. It was a very passionate dream. Clothes were strewn about.
Tim: Not strewn about!
Al: Yes, strewn. She was talking to this man who she said had a very deep voice. And they were... they were riding a golden stallion, and he was wearing bicycle shorts.
Tim: Get a grip, will you? It's a dream. Don't you dream about other women sometimes?
Al: No! My dreams are good, clean fun.
Tim: You're driving yourself crazy over a silly dream with some jerk in it.
Al: Well, it wasn't just some jerk, Tim. It was you.
Tim: Really?
Al: Oh, I shouldn't have told you that.

Tim: I just didn't take the dream that seriously.
Wilson: Some people do. You know, dreams can have a deep and profound meaning. You know what the psychoanalyst Carl Jung said?
Tim: Yin, yang, Jung? Where does it end, Wilson?
Wilson: Jung said dreams were merely symbols of something else. Plus, he recognized the significance of names and letters in dreams. In particular, first initials.
Tim: Hmm. First initials, huh? Jill dreams about Tarzan and Jane. That's a "T" and a "J." - She's Jane, that's Jill.
Mm-hmm. "T" could be Tim. Tim and Jill. We're Tarzan and Jane?
Wilson: Very good, Tarzan. Jung would be impressed.
Tim: Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho.