Tim Quote #824
Quote from Tim in Maybe, Baby
Tim: Her sister Carol is having a little girl, and I think it's stirring stuff in Jill. I think she'd like to have a little girl.
Wilson: Ah, mm-hmm, mm-hmm... Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. And I get the feeling that you're not happy about the event.
Tim: I like the things just the way they are. The house, the kids, Jill. I have 276 power tools.
Wilson: So, what you're telling me, Tim, you feel your life is complete.
Tim: Yeah, in a manner of speaking, sure.
Wilson: Well, maybe Jill doesn't feel the same way.
Tim: What's that supposed to mean?
Wilson: I think what Jill is after... is a legacy.
Tim: A Japanese car.
Wilson: That's a good one, Tim. That's a good one.
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‘Maybe, Baby’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: We never actually said that we weren't gonna have another baby.
Tim: I've said it. I know I've talked about it. I mentioned it on Tool Time.
Jill: Oh, great. So 11 people know about it?
Tim: You remember babies at all? Dirty diapers. Colic? 2 am feedings. 3 am feedings. I don't have the energy for that anymore.
Jill: You don't have the energy to say, "Wake up, Jill, the baby wants you"?
Quote from Randy
Tim: I thought you guys weren't supposed to watch that Goosebump Theater. Doesn't it give you nightmares?
Randy: Well, Tool Time gives us nightmares, and you make us watch that.
Tim: Hey, he's going after those guys with a Binford 5100 chain saw. That's a chain saw and a half. Good choice, ghoul.
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Dobry dyen, good neighbor.
Tim: Huh?
Wilson: That's Russian for "hi-de-ho." I'm playing chess by mail with a grand master in Moscow.
Tim: Got a minute?
Wilson: Tim, I am your pawn.
Tim: Jill wants to have another baby.
Wilson: Well, Tim, I'm not sure I can help you there.
Tim: That's not the area I'm having trouble with. [grunts]