Tim Quote #711
Quote from Tim in Shooting Three to Make Tutu
Tim: All right. All right. All right, guys. Attention on deck. I got all the snacks ready for the game of the century. The Pistons versus the Bulls. Michael Jordan, Isiah Thomas. [horn blows] Ah!
Brad: What'd you get?
Tim: All right. Cheese nutrition. Cheese Doodles, Cheese Oodles, Cheese Curls, Cheese Puffs - teeth-stainin', artery-blockin', stomach-bloatin'... [grunts]
Jill: Gee, no dessert?
Tim: Yes. Cheesecake. You want to join us?
Jill: You know I'd love to, but my jock is in the wash. Would you come out in the garage? I want to talk to you for a minute.
Tim: She just can't get enough of me.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Shooting Three to Make Tutu’ Quotes
Quote from Al
Tim: [theme music starts] Ah! There's the theme music. You know what time that means it is.
Al: Time to hear another word from Binford about some of their fine new products.
Tim: That's right. I'd like to introduce you to Binford's small line of industrial magnets.
Al: The MiniMag 100 is perfect for picking up screws and nails. It can also pick up small tools that have carelessly been dropped behind the workbench. Perhaps the fault of a coworker.
Quote from Randy
Randy: Are you gonna call before you come home?
Jill: Why are you asking me that?
Randy: No reason.
Jill: Yeah, right. I think that you should know that I could be home at any moment. Now, Wilson is gonna be next door the whole time if you need anything. And here are the emergency numbers right here.
Randy: We know. We know. We call them all the time for Dad.
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: How much ballet have you actually seen?
Tim: Well, counting the 30 minutes I saw today, about 36 minutes, lifetime total.
Wilson: Well, then I would have to say that your opinion is based on ignorance.
Tim: You just called me ignorant?
Wilson: Well, when it comes to ballet, I guess I did. Ignorance is a breeding ground for prejudice.
Tim: Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. You ask anybody. I'm not a prejudiced guy.
Wilson: Not against people. Perhaps against ideas, though. See, Tim. Anytime a man forms an opinion that's not based on facts, then he's a fool.
Tim: Oh, great, great, great. Now I'm an ignorant, prejudiced fool.
Wilson: Mm-hm.