Tim Quote #703
Quote from Tim in Karate or Not, Here I Come
Tim: Almost out of time, Al. Just enough time for "Camouflage Corner."
Al: "Camouflage Corner"?
Tim: Yeah. Didn't you get that memo?
Al: No.
Tim: Must have been camouflaged. [chuckles] Normally when we think of camouflage, we think of military. Now this is your typical military soldier's tiger camouflage. Now here's that same soldier in a Costa Rican jungle. Where is he? Where is he? I can't even see him! He could be looking at me right now! I'm so scared!
Tim: Al, there's also applications in your yard. That tool shed of yours? A little unsightly out there in the backyard. All right. Now, here's a way to camouflage. [holds up a picture of a shed with novelty glasses and nose] You can hardly even tell it's there now.
Al: Think you've finally lost it, Tim.
Tim: I'm just joking around, Al.
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‘Karate or Not, Here I Come’ Quotes
Quote from Al
Tim: Welcome to Tool Time. I'm your host, Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. 'Course, you all know my assistant, Al "I live for Bingo" Borland. Here on Tool Time, we've showed you many different ways to cut wood, but nothing as fun as today. Al, if we were gonna cut that piece of pine, what would you select?
Al: Well, Tim, I'd probably use the Binford 2,200 Circular Saw.
Tim: Mm, good choice. Ooh, but what if we had blown a fuse?
Al: I see, we're at your house.
Quote from Al
Al: Mr. Cho is here to publicize the karate demonstration this Tuesday night at the Fox Theater to benefit the Children's Hospital.
Tim: That's right. Karate. Boy, there's a sport with more power. [grunts]
Robert Cho: That's right, Tim. But the secret is to channel that power through focus and concentration.
Tim: Yeah. Two things I excel at.
Al: Well, that and driving yourself to the hospital while bleeding.
Quote from Jill
Jill: Why are you all so fascinated with fighting? I don't want anybody to beat anybody up. What is wrong with you people? You make me sick. I just want you to love each other, you big bunch of jerks!