Tim Quote #695
Quote from Tim in Karate or Not, Here I Come
Jill: I think you're right about Mark. I think that he just has a self-confidence problem. We should find him something that he can be good at.
Tim: I got it. I got it. How about... [mumbles in pseudo-Japanese]
Jill: Flight attendant?
Tim: Karate.
Jill: No, no. Karate is too violent. What about gymnastics? That's a wonderful sport and he won't get hurt.
Tim: He won't get hurt? One slip on the pommel horse, boom.
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Quote from Al
Tim: Welcome to Tool Time. I'm your host, Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. 'Course, you all know my assistant, Al "I live for Bingo" Borland. Here on Tool Time, we've showed you many different ways to cut wood, but nothing as fun as today. Al, if we were gonna cut that piece of pine, what would you select?
Al: Well, Tim, I'd probably use the Binford 2,200 Circular Saw.
Tim: Mm, good choice. Ooh, but what if we had blown a fuse?
Al: I see, we're at your house.
Quote from Al
Al: Mr. Cho is here to publicize the karate demonstration this Tuesday night at the Fox Theater to benefit the Children's Hospital.
Tim: That's right. Karate. Boy, there's a sport with more power. [grunts]
Robert Cho: That's right, Tim. But the secret is to channel that power through focus and concentration.
Tim: Yeah. Two things I excel at.
Al: Well, that and driving yourself to the hospital while bleeding.
Quote from Jill
Jill: Why are you all so fascinated with fighting? I don't want anybody to beat anybody up. What is wrong with you people? You make me sick. I just want you to love each other, you big bunch of jerks!