Tim Quote #692
Quote from Tim in Karate or Not, Here I Come
Robert Cho: Tim, Tim. I don't think that you should try this.
Tim: Hey, quiet.
Al: I think there's one thing that you should...
Tim: You've said enough.
Al: Well, you should know...
Tim: It's my show. I can do this. [inhales deeply] [hisses] [yells pseudo-Japanese] [bangs head]
Al: I was gonna say I have studied karate. Tim.
Tim: Buford Tools... Messages... We have them.
Al: We'll be right back.
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‘Karate or Not, Here I Come’ Quotes
Quote from Al
Tim: Welcome to Tool Time. I'm your host, Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. 'Course, you all know my assistant, Al "I live for Bingo" Borland. Here on Tool Time, we've showed you many different ways to cut wood, but nothing as fun as today. Al, if we were gonna cut that piece of pine, what would you select?
Al: Well, Tim, I'd probably use the Binford 2,200 Circular Saw.
Tim: Mm, good choice. Ooh, but what if we had blown a fuse?
Al: I see, we're at your house.
Quote from Al
Al: Mr. Cho is here to publicize the karate demonstration this Tuesday night at the Fox Theater to benefit the Children's Hospital.
Tim: That's right. Karate. Boy, there's a sport with more power. [grunts]
Robert Cho: That's right, Tim. But the secret is to channel that power through focus and concentration.
Tim: Yeah. Two things I excel at.
Al: Well, that and driving yourself to the hospital while bleeding.
Quote from Jill
Jill: Why are you all so fascinated with fighting? I don't want anybody to beat anybody up. What is wrong with you people? You make me sick. I just want you to love each other, you big bunch of jerks!