Tim Quote #518
Quote from Tim in Where There's a Will, There's a Way
Jill: Tim, what is bothering you?
Tim: Nothing is bothering me.
Jill: Come on, there's something. Is it anything to do with your dad?
Tim: No. It has nothing to do with my dad. I just don't think anybody's qualified to take care of the boys. I guess you and I just can't die.
Jill: You don't think you're being a little irrational?
Tim: Easy for you to say. You're "jolly trail."
Jill: What?
Tim: See, I'm not being irrational. I just know too much. If I were an animal I would be unconscious. Think about that.
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Quote from Jill
Jill: I want you to look at some of this stuff.
Tim: Oh, come on. It's tied and the Wolverines need me. Please? Please?
Jill: No, I need you. Come on, you can miss an inning.
Tim: Inning? Why do you always bug me during the football game? Did I bug you during childbirth?
Jill: No, but you bugged me during conception.
Quote from Tim
Jill: "Upon your death, how and to whom do you want your assets to be distributed?"
Tim: Why are we always talking about my death? Let's talk about your death.
Jill: Statistics show it's much more common for the man to die first.
Tim: Yeah? Well, look what we have to live with.
Jill: And it's remarks like that that lead to those early deaths.
Quote from Jill
Jill: Tim, I'm gonna make an appointment with the lawyer. If you're even thinking about getting sick, go see a doctor.
Tim: Honey, I'm healthy as a horse.
Jill: Then see a veterinarian. When was the last time that you had a complete physical?
Tim: Honey, I... I go to the doctor all the time.
Jill: I'm not talking about the emergency room.