Jill Quote #196
Quote from Jill in Where There's a Will, There's a Way
Jill: Now, let me see. Tim's tools... go to his brother Steve.
Tim: No. No, no! No! They don't go to Steve. Don't...
Jill: I thought you weren't participating.
Tim: I'm not participating. My tools are mine. They don't go with anybody. I want to be buried with them.
Jill: Oh, no. You're not being buried. I'm having you cremated.
Tim: No, you're not. Put me in some stupid urn up here on the bookcase? Forget about it.
Jill: No, I'm not gonna do that. I'm gonna put you in a mayonnaise jar behind the wing nuts.
Tim: Rinse it out before you pour me in it.
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‘Where There's a Will, There's a Way’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: I want you to look at some of this stuff.
Tim: Oh, come on. It's tied and the Wolverines need me. Please? Please?
Jill: No, I need you. Come on, you can miss an inning.
Tim: Inning? Why do you always bug me during the football game? Did I bug you during childbirth?
Jill: No, but you bugged me during conception.
Quote from Tim
Jill: "Upon your death, how and to whom do you want your assets to be distributed?"
Tim: Why are we always talking about my death? Let's talk about your death.
Jill: Statistics show it's much more common for the man to die first.
Tim: Yeah? Well, look what we have to live with.
Jill: And it's remarks like that that lead to those early deaths.
Quote from Jill
Jill: Tim, I'm gonna make an appointment with the lawyer. If you're even thinking about getting sick, go see a doctor.
Tim: Honey, I'm healthy as a horse.
Jill: Then see a veterinarian. When was the last time that you had a complete physical?
Tim: Honey, I... I go to the doctor all the time.
Jill: I'm not talking about the emergency room.