Tim Quote #420
Quote from Tim in Overactive Glance
Tim: AI's measured our pipe to the correct length, and I'll be cutting it with my old, tubular, trusty Binford hacksaw. Gosh, I've had this thing a long time. You get to take stuff for granted after a while, you know? You don't respect it like you should. You know what I'm getting at?
Al: Not even close, Tim.
Tim: Well, I'm saying that you could go out and buy... go see the new ones. They're all shiny chrome and polyurethane handles and everything, but you kinda forget that old faithful one you've got back home. A little clearer now?
Al: Less than ever, Tim.
Tim: I'm talking about that old faithful saw that... you wouldn't give up for anything in the world because it's a lifelong companion, where every nick and cut in that blade is a memory of some things you've created together. It just fits.
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Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Well, Tim, it goes back a million years. In order for the species to survive, Stone Age man had to seek out many different women.
Tim: Kind of a ménage a Flintstone.
Wilson: You see, Tim, there's something buried deep in your collective unconscious.
Tim: Yeah, my collective unconscious, yeah.
Wilson: Oh, yes, yes, yes. You still possess ancient man's primary fantasy to seek out many different women.
Tim: [grunts] Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Jill doesn't understand that.
Wilson: Mm-hmm. Probably because a woman's primary fantasy continues to be a meaningful relationship with just one man.
Tim: Yeah, but I look at women because collectively I'm unconscious.
Wilson: In a manner of speaking, Tim.
Tim: So, it's in my nature to look at women, that means it's OK.
Wilson: It's OK if you're on the Serengeti chasing a wildebeest with a club.
Tim: But I was in a restaurant in West Bloomfield with my wife.
Wilson: Well, then I'd call it downright rude.
Quote from Jill
Jill: Tim, it's 45 minutes to our dinner reservation, so aren't you going to take a shower?
Tim: Honey. I don't need to take a shower. I have a natural, earthy, musky scent.
Jill: Quit that!
Tim: No, really. Stick your nose right there and tell me I don't smell like a man.
Jill: Yeah, Cro-Magnon man. [Tim grunts] And I believe he was never fully erect either.
Quote from Tim
Jill: Then why were you looking at other women tonight?
Tim: Why was I looking at other women tonight?
Jill: Are you stalling?
Tim: Am I stalling?
Jill: Why do you look?
Tim: There's a couple reasons. You have your primary reason and then your secondary reason. Primary reason first, followed by...
Jill: Tim. Why?
Tim: Could you repeat that question?