Tim Quote #405
Quote from Tim in Rites & Wrongs of Passage
Tim: It's better than that, man. You moved into a new phase of your life.
Brad: I have?
Tim: Yeah. You just cut metal with fire. We gotta celebrate.
Brad: Celebrate?
Tim: Yeah... [chants]
Brad: Come on, Dad, please.
Tim: Wait, wait, wait, we can't forget the ritual anointing of the man-child. Holy oil, holy... 10W40, all-weather.
Brad: Come on, Dad. What are you doing?
Tim: Come on. It's part of the ritual. You're getting off easy. [chants] You should have heard what Wilson wanted me to do to you.
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‘Rites & Wrongs of Passage’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: Whoa, baby! You look great!
Tim: You wouldn't be just teasing a gal, would you?
Jill: No, I'm serious. This is real sexy.
Tim: It is?
Jill: Yeah. You got the legs for it. I just wish it was shorter.
Both: The kilt!
Quote from Wilson
Tim: I gotta be honest, Wilson. You kind of disappointed me. Yeah, usually you give me advice or point me in the right direction, or at least find some way of lifting my spirits.
Wilson: I am so sorry, neighbor. Tim, place your hands on the fence.
Tim: Like this?
Wilson: [sings] Kumbaya, good neighbor, Tim, kumbaya Kumbaya, good neighbor, Tim, kumbaya...
Tim: Wilson... Do you know "Michael Row the Boat Ashore?"
Both: Michael row the boat ashore, hallelujah...
Quote from Randy
Brad: Yeah, when are we gonna fit the exhaust?
Tim: We could start it now, if you want.
Brad: Cool. Do I get to use the blowtorch?
Tim: Yeah, right. Then we wait outside for the fire department to show up.
Randy: Well, it's not like they haven't been here before.