Al Quote #48
Quote from Al in Rites & Wrongs of Passage
Tim: This thing is like cherry. It's all tweaked out. It's in perfect shape.
Al: Well, I put a lot of work into her, Tim. You know, I chromeplated the valve covers.
Tim: You did?
Al: I plasma-coated the block and intake manifold.
Tim: I didn't know you were that interested in cars.
Al: Well, Tim, you never asked.
Tim: I'm impressed. Not a lot of guys would take the time or the money to tweak out an '84 Mercury Marquis wagon.
Al: My mother thought it was a nice, safe car.
Tim: And roomy. It'll come in handy if you ever get married... or get a date.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Rites & Wrongs of Passage’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: Whoa, baby! You look great!
Tim: You wouldn't be just teasing a gal, would you?
Jill: No, I'm serious. This is real sexy.
Tim: It is?
Jill: Yeah. You got the legs for it. I just wish it was shorter.
Both: The kilt!
Quote from Wilson
Tim: I gotta be honest, Wilson. You kind of disappointed me. Yeah, usually you give me advice or point me in the right direction, or at least find some way of lifting my spirits.
Wilson: I am so sorry, neighbor. Tim, place your hands on the fence.
Tim: Like this?
Wilson: [sings] Kumbaya, good neighbor, Tim, kumbaya Kumbaya, good neighbor, Tim, kumbaya...
Tim: Wilson... Do you know "Michael Row the Boat Ashore?"
Both: Michael row the boat ashore, hallelujah...
Quote from Randy
Brad: Yeah, when are we gonna fit the exhaust?
Tim: We could start it now, if you want.
Brad: Cool. Do I get to use the blowtorch?
Tim: Yeah, right. Then we wait outside for the fire department to show up.
Randy: Well, it's not like they haven't been here before.