Tim Quote #399
Quote from Tim in Rites & Wrongs of Passage
Tim: Evidently your mom doesn't appreciate the finer things in life. Hot exhaust noises, mud in our faces, fumes. [grunts]
Brad: They put a new Hemi on Truckenstein.
Tim: They sure did. God, they got a 426 Hemi in that thing, don't they? One of those big 671 blowers on there. A jimmy sitting on top of two big Holley 750 double pumpers. [grunting] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just like the carb we're putting on the hot rod.
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‘Rites & Wrongs of Passage’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: Whoa, baby! You look great!
Tim: You wouldn't be just teasing a gal, would you?
Jill: No, I'm serious. This is real sexy.
Tim: It is?
Jill: Yeah. You got the legs for it. I just wish it was shorter.
Both: The kilt!
Quote from Wilson
Tim: I gotta be honest, Wilson. You kind of disappointed me. Yeah, usually you give me advice or point me in the right direction, or at least find some way of lifting my spirits.
Wilson: I am so sorry, neighbor. Tim, place your hands on the fence.
Tim: Like this?
Wilson: [sings] Kumbaya, good neighbor, Tim, kumbaya Kumbaya, good neighbor, Tim, kumbaya...
Tim: Wilson... Do you know "Michael Row the Boat Ashore?"
Both: Michael row the boat ashore, hallelujah...
Quote from Randy
Brad: Yeah, when are we gonna fit the exhaust?
Tim: We could start it now, if you want.
Brad: Cool. Do I get to use the blowtorch?
Tim: Yeah, right. Then we wait outside for the fire department to show up.
Randy: Well, it's not like they haven't been here before.