Tim Quote #397
Quote from Tim in Rites & Wrongs of Passage
Tim: Anyway, when you work like a man, it's also important to learn to... play like a man. Because, after all, all work and no play makes you just like Al. Well, this weekend there'll be plenty of men playing at the Detroit Area Scottish Highland Games. We've invited a gentleman down to Tool Time to tell us all about it.
Please welcome Mr. Agnes McLain. Welcome to the show, Agnes.
Angus: That's Angus, not Agnes.
Tim: The skirt threw me off a little bit.
Al: Actually, Tim, lots of very masculine men wear skirts.
Tim: I bet they all find you very attractive, Al.
Angus: I should point out, Timmy, it's not a skirt. It's a Scottish kilt.
Tim: See there? It's a kilt, not a skirt.
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‘Rites & Wrongs of Passage’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: Whoa, baby! You look great!
Tim: You wouldn't be just teasing a gal, would you?
Jill: No, I'm serious. This is real sexy.
Tim: It is?
Jill: Yeah. You got the legs for it. I just wish it was shorter.
Both: The kilt!
Quote from Randy
Brad: Yeah, when are we gonna fit the exhaust?
Tim: We could start it now, if you want.
Brad: Cool. Do I get to use the blowtorch?
Tim: Yeah, right. Then we wait outside for the fire department to show up.
Randy: Well, it's not like they haven't been here before.
Quote from Wilson
Tim: I gotta be honest, Wilson. You kind of disappointed me. Yeah, usually you give me advice or point me in the right direction, or at least find some way of lifting my spirits.
Wilson: I am so sorry, neighbor. Tim, place your hands on the fence.
Tim: Like this?
Wilson: [sings] Kumbaya, good neighbor, Tim, kumbaya Kumbaya, good neighbor, Tim, kumbaya...
Tim: Wilson... Do you know "Michael Row the Boat Ashore?"
Both: Michael row the boat ashore, hallelujah...