Tim Quote #292
Quote from Tim in Birds of a Feather Flock to Taylor
Jill: Oh, come on, Tim. It's gonna be lovely. They're singing highlights from The Barber of Seville.
Tim: A stage full of 300-pound porkers going... [sings] I got a bad haircut I got a bad haircut They screwed up my bangs You should have used conditioner You should have used conditioner He said ho-ho
Jill: We're going. Oh, I almost forgot. Don't forget to... [walks away] pick up the boutonniere and a corsage for... tomorrow!
Tim: [sings] I didn't hear you I didn't hear you
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Birds of a Feather Flock to Taylor’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: Well, I don't think he listens to me at all. I told him about this event that we're going to three times, and he acts like I never said anything.
Wilson: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Jill: I don't know how I could have been clearer. I told him I was getting his tux cleaned. I told him about the hors d'oeuvres we were having Saturday night. I even circled it on the calendar. I did everything except sit him down and say, "Tim, we are going to a fundraiser Saturday night." Oh God, I never did that. Oh, man! I can't believe it. All of this arguing, and he was right. Oh, no. I feel terrible. This is all my fault. Well, I should apologize to him. Thank you, Wilson. You've really been a big help. [goes back inside]
Wilson: Hmm. Somehow it's always easier with Jill.
Quote from Tim
Tim: Welcome to Tool Time. This is Al over here.
Hick: Oh, we know Al.
Eddie: Oh, we love Al.
Tim: Oh, we all love Al.
Eddie: Hey, Al, come on, give us one of them big salutes. [Al salutes]
Audience: [chants] Al, Al, Al, Al, Al...
Tim: Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I don't want to disturb this love fest you have going here, but let me remind you of something: Al is my assistant. He assists me.
Quote from Wilson
Jill: Do you think that Tim is a good listener?
Wilson: Yes, I think Tim is a very good listener.
Jill: But does he understand everything you say?
Wilson: I think Tim is a very good listener.