Tim Quote #291
Quote from Tim in Birds of a Feather Flock to Taylor
Jill: I told you about this Wednesday morning.
Tim: No, you didn't.
Jill: Yes, I most certainly did. You just weren't listening, as usual.
Tim: Oh, wasn't listening. Why don't you repeat these things? Every time you say something important, you're walking out of the room. "Oh honey, by the way, this is very important... The health of our family relies on this... fa-fa-fa-fa-fa... Saturday night."
Jill: Well, did you keep Saturday night open?
Tim: Why should I? I didn't know what all that fa-fa-fa-fa-fa was.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Birds of a Feather Flock to Taylor’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: Well, I don't think he listens to me at all. I told him about this event that we're going to three times, and he acts like I never said anything.
Wilson: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Jill: I don't know how I could have been clearer. I told him I was getting his tux cleaned. I told him about the hors d'oeuvres we were having Saturday night. I even circled it on the calendar. I did everything except sit him down and say, "Tim, we are going to a fundraiser Saturday night." Oh God, I never did that. Oh, man! I can't believe it. All of this arguing, and he was right. Oh, no. I feel terrible. This is all my fault. Well, I should apologize to him. Thank you, Wilson. You've really been a big help. [goes back inside]
Wilson: Hmm. Somehow it's always easier with Jill.
Quote from Wilson
Jill: Do you think that Tim is a good listener?
Wilson: Yes, I think Tim is a very good listener.
Jill: But does he understand everything you say?
Wilson: I think Tim is a very good listener.
Quote from Tim
Tim: Welcome to Tool Time. This is Al over here.
Hick: Oh, we know Al.
Eddie: Oh, we love Al.
Tim: Oh, we all love Al.
Eddie: Hey, Al, come on, give us one of them big salutes. [Al salutes]
Audience: [chants] Al, Al, Al, Al, Al...
Tim: Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I don't want to disturb this love fest you have going here, but let me remind you of something: Al is my assistant. He assists me.