Jill Quote #72
Quote from Jill in Look Who's Not Talking
Tim: Look, you don't have to do anything the rest of the day except breathe and write that speech. I'll keep the boys out of your hair. I'll handle everything. Just try to go upstairs and finish the speech.
Jill: Thank you, sweetie.
Tim: Got it.
Jill: But first I'm gonna clean the house, 'cause it's really filth.
Tim: No, you're not getting off the hook. Go upstairs, write the speech. Stop procrastinating. I will clean this house, top to bottom.
Jill: Do you promise that you won't rewire or blow up anything?
Tim: Why are you so mean to me?
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Look Who's Not Talking’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Tim: Don't think of the audience as a group. When I first did Tool Time, I was petrified. So I tried to visualize it as just one person.
Jill: The first time you did Tool Time there was just one person.
Tim: That's not my point. I tried to visualize that person as being in their underwear.
Jill: He was in his underwear.
Tim: He was not.
Quote from Tim
Brad: Come on, Dad, we want to go back to the park. I told Bob and Stinky that we'd be back.
Tim: Well, Bob and Stinky are just gonna have to wait. 'cause we're gonna clean this house up for your ma. We do that to support our woman.
Brad: I don't have a woman.
Tim: Well, maybe Stinky could set you up with one.
Mark: I have a woman, Mommy.
Randy: Your mommy can't be your woman, doofus.
Tim: A lot of men pay a psychiatrist a lot of money to figure that one out, I tell you.
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Well, she's probably just afraid of appearing foolish in public. I believe it was Samuel Clemens who said...
Tim: Samuel Clemens?
Wilson: Well, you'd know him better as Mark Twain.
Tim: Oh.
Wilson: But that was just a pseudonym. A sobriquet.
Tim: Of course - a pseudonym, a sobriquet. Spell one of those. Pick one. Just...
Wilson: Let's just say pen name, Tim.
Tim: OK.
Wilson: Anyway, he said: "Better to have people think you're a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt." [chuckles] My, my, my, my. What do you think about that, Tim? [Tim is silent] Tim.