Tim Quote #126
Quote from Tim in Bubble, Bubble, Toil and Trouble
Tim: I got some brochures from Sinks R Us.
Jill: You just don't quit, do you?
Tim: And to go along with those sinks, all the materials needed to make the bathroom of your dreams.
Jill: Tim, we are not gonna remodel the bathroom. It is fine just the way it is.
Tim: Jill, in five short days, no muss, no fuss. I can put in two sinks, a couple of mirrors. Even a little makeup area where you can apply whatever gook you want.
Jill: I am not interested.
Tim: Including a brand-new whirlpool.
Jill: A whirlpool.
Tim: That is right, Mrs. Taylor. Let the six jets of the Turbomatic 5000 simultaneously massage your cares away and clean those dirty pores. The perfect place to rest and relax after managing that horrible family you call the Taylors.
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Quote from Al
Jill: Al, maybe you can help me.
Tim: Oh, like he's gonna know anything.
Jill: Come here. Come here, come here. Which one of these colors do you like?
Al: I like the loquat or the kumquat.
Tim: Oh, come off of it, Al. Like you can tell the difference with these colors.
Al: Well, yes, I can, Tim. The loquat is sunnier, yet understated in a nonthreatening way.
Quote from Tim
Jill: Will Al be here?
Tim: I don't see what that has to do with anything.
Jill: Will Al be here?
Tim: I want you to listen to me. Al is my assistant. He assists me.
Jill: Yeah, I know. Will he be here?
Tim: Yes.
Jill: And I can have anything I want?
Tim: Anything you want.
Jill: What if I decide that I just want you right now?
Tim: Well, it would be difficult without Al here to assist me.