Jill Quote #54
Quote from Jill in Bubble, Bubble, Toil and Trouble
Jill: What I wouldn't give for two sinks in here.
Tim: We've talked about this long enough. I'm gonna put another sink in this room.
Jill: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, you're not.
Tim: It's not that big a job. It's a small job.
Jill: There is no such thing as a small job with you, Tim. First you'd start with the sink, then you'd be ripping out walls and installing a subway.
Tim: I'd give you free tickets.
Jill: Oh, honey, honey, honey. If we had two sinks, we wouldn't be able to snuggle up at our one little mutual sink.
Tim: Think about this. With two sinks, I could sit at my sink, I could go over to your sink, do the snuggle thing, and then take a subway back to my sink.
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Quote from Tim
Jill: Will Al be here?
Tim: I don't see what that has to do with anything.
Jill: Will Al be here?
Tim: I want you to listen to me. Al is my assistant. He assists me.
Jill: Yeah, I know. Will he be here?
Tim: Yes.
Jill: And I can have anything I want?
Tim: Anything you want.
Jill: What if I decide that I just want you right now?
Tim: Well, it would be difficult without Al here to assist me.
Quote from Al
Jill: Al, maybe you can help me.
Tim: Oh, like he's gonna know anything.
Jill: Come here. Come here, come here. Which one of these colors do you like?
Al: I like the loquat or the kumquat.
Tim: Oh, come off of it, Al. Like you can tell the difference with these colors.
Al: Well, yes, I can, Tim. The loquat is sunnier, yet understated in a nonthreatening way.