Tim Quote #43
Quote from Tim in Satellite on a Hot Tim's Roof
Tim: Okay, now that we've finished clamping our stool and the glue is set. Let's move on to our table top. We're gonna show you how to do a dado head cut move today. Now, a dado is just a carpenter's term for a groove cut into wood. If you use the word "dado", your wife will think you're intelligent. Right, Al?
Al: I'm not married, Tim.
Tim: Well, if you use it in a conversation, maybe you'll get lucky.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Satellite on a Hot Tim's Roof’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Tim: I was wondering, when you watch my show Tool Time, do you think I'm funny?
Wilson: Well, I've got to be honest with you, Tim. I've never seen the show.
Tim: You've never seen my show?
Wilson: No. But I don't have a television.
Tim: Everybody's got a TV.
Wilson: Not me. I just use my imagination. Watch the pictures inside my mind.
Tim: Cuts down on reruns then, doesn't it?
Wilson: Not really, Tim. There's always déjà vu.
Quote from Tim
Rondall: Oh, do that thing you do on the show. That barking sound. That... [barks]
Tim: Well, it's really not barking. It's more like a simian grunt. [grunts]
Rondall: Yeah, barking, grunting, whatever. It's a very funny show. You're very funny on it.
Tim: It's not all fun and games. It's a home improvement show. Basically what we do...
Rondall: Well, but you're very funny on it. Not like the other guy on the show. The guy who knows everything.
Tim: Al. Al's my assistant. He assists me.
Quote from Jill
Jill: Tim, what do you know about installing a satellite dish?
Tim: It's simple. Mount it, point it straight up. Any man can do that.
Jill: Yeah, but... But it has to stay up longer than ten seconds.