Tim Quote #3460
Jill: Look, guys, you know Wilson needs the money. He hasn't painted his house in years. And he needs a new roof.
Tim: And a new furnace. Maybe a new hat.
Brad: I bet he spends that money on something stupid like books.
Wilson: [enters with a stack of magazines] Well, hi-ho, Taylors. Well, Tim, I walked into my house and I had a huge epiphany.
Tim: After all that cotton candy, it was bound to catch up with you.
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Wilson: Did you know that hockey originated with the Iroquois Indians? Their original term for the game was "hoghee."
Tim: The Iroquois, huh? What did they use for a puck? Buffalo chips?
Wilson: [chuckles] No. In the Iroquois version, they used actual human skulls.
Tim: Really?
Wilson: No!
Quote from Tim
Tim: But your neighbor has to look at this ugly thing though, huh?
Al: Maybe Wilson could plant some decorative ivy. Mother's always been partial to vines.
Tim: That's because she swings from them!
Quote from Jill
Jill: If you're so worried about this, why don't you just go outside and talk to Wilson?
Tim: I tried to talk to him at work and he just ran off the set.
Jill: Well, you know, it's Wilson's property. Ultimately, if he wants to build this thing, I don't think there's much you can do about it.
Tim: Oh, really? I tell you one thing, when I jumpstart this brain, I can do anything.
Jill: So 100 years from now, Wilson's got trouble.