Tim Quote #3396
Quote from Tim in Young at Heart
Al: Auburn Hills, Michigan is hosting the Longhorn World Championship Rodeo this week.
Tim: All right. We called the little practice arena today. And we've got a championship roper today to show you some little tricks. Heidi, bring him on out. Where's the rest of you? They were gonna send us a real cowboy, weren't they?
Ty: I am a real cowboy, sir. My name is Ty Cisco. And I'm a junior champion team roper.
Al: Well, it's nice to meet you, champ.
Ty: It's great to be here, sir.
Al: You know, when I was your age, I could've been a cowboy. Golly gee! Riding the rodeo circuit. That must be an exciting life.
Ty: Yeah, it's pretty neat. But I also like school and messing around with my hunting dog, Wiley.
Tim: "My hunting dog, Wiley." Look, Billy Bob, you got me in a bind here, you know? I promised the audience some rodeo action. Can you do anything with that little jump rope of yours?
Ty: Yeah. I can show you a trick or two.
Tim: Okay, then.
Al: Yippi-ti-yi-yo!
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Quote from Al
Tim: Welcome to our Tool Time salute...
Al: to the last manly sport. [cow moos]
Both: Rodeo.
Tim: I mean, what's more manly than eating your steak after you finish riding it?
Al: That's right. These cowboys are a dying breed. Rugged individuals who pay no mind to their overbearing mothers that won't let them live their own life. Maybe it's out on the range, maybe not, but let them live their own lives!
Tim: Al.
Al: Well, moseying right along...
Tim: "Moseying along"?
Quote from Jill
Jill: This new French restaurant opening up in Royal Oak. Maybe your father and I should go there for our anniversary.
Brad: How come you're not gonna go to your favorite place? The one where that waiter always insults him.
Jill: Brad, it's our anniversary. I'm getting a new waiter to insult your dad.
Mark: Never stop giving.
Jill: No. Plus, I hate that guy at Sorrentino's. Antonio. He's really rude. And he sounds like Dracula. "Good evening."
Quote from Brad
Brad: Check this out. I guess they got this new program where they put cameras at intersections and try to catch drivers who run red lights.
Mark: Whoa, cool angles! They can get the license plate from the back and the driver from the front.
Jill: Let me see that. Gosh! Nobody's gonna be able to pick their nose in the car anymore.
Brad: I think this is outrageous. I mean, it's a blatant invasion of privacy. It's another example of Big Brother taking control and infiltrating every aspect of our lives.
Jill: You just don't want to get a ticket.
Brad: Fricking right!