Tim Quote #3317
Quote from Tim in Chop Shop 'Til You Drop
Brad: Dad, you're blowing the deal.
Tim: All right. I'm willing to go to $3,500. $3,500, that's fair.
Thelma: Forget it! Put the spark plug back in and give me my key.
Brad: Please, Mrs. McCready. I really want that car.
Thelma: Oh, you seem like a nice boy. You must take after your mom. All right. I'll let you have it for $2,500.
Tim: All right! See? $2,500 it is.
Thelma: Plus the cost of the donuts.
Tim: Okay. What could they cost?
Thelma: $2,000.
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‘Chop Shop 'Til You Drop’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Brad: You know, I can't believe this. I mean, there's nothing they can do about this?
Tim: I'm with Brad. Somebody's got to be held accountable for this.
Jill: You heard the officer. There's nothing they can do.
Tim: Well, maybe there's nothing they can do. There's something I can do. I'm the guy that delivered a baby after being crowned "Car Guy of the Year." The same night! I'm the guy that built a lawnmower that can do 12 seconds in the quarter mile. I'm the guy that put a barbecue grill into geosynchronous orbit. So, don't you tell me there's nothing we can do. I'm The Tool Man! I can fix anything!
Jill: Okay. Fine. Then zip up your fly and let's go.
Quote from Brad
Brad: Well, my car got stolen.
Tim: What?
Brad: Yeah, right in front of the high school. You know, I always had a bad feeling about that place.
Jill: I can't believe it.
Tim: Did you call the police?
Brad: Yeah, I called the police. Then I had to ride home on that stupid yellow bus.
Tim: Well, what did they say?
Brad: "Hey, what's the cool guy doing on the bus?"
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: You know, I was robbed once when I was 12. I was riding my brother's unicycle.
Tim: Did they steal one of your tires?
Wilson: No, no. This big bully came, pushed me off and took it.
Tim: What did you do?
Wilson: I didn't do anything. It was that hooligan Terry Zavacas. Sold it. I didn't have any evidence.
Tim: So you never caught him?
Wilson: Her. It was one of the most humiliating experiences of my life. I mean, just talking about it right now is just bringing up all these ugly memories. God, I hated Terry Zavacas and...
Tim: Wilson! Wilson!
Wilson: that sleazy band of...
Tim: Hey, calm down, buddy.