Tim Quote #3286
Quote from Tim in Ploys for Tots
Al: So, without further ado, let's play The Contracting Game.
Heidi: Whoo! Let's meet our contestants!
Al: All right! Contractor number one is an ex-Navy man from Saginaw who enjoys appraisals, electrical work and long walks on the beach.
Heidi: Bill, say hello to Tim.
Bill: Hi, Tim.
Tim: Hey, Bill.
Al: Contractor number two calls himself a trustworthy Taurus who wrote the primmer on primer.
Heidi: Wally, say hello to Tim.
Wally: Hi, Tim.
Tim: Wally.
Al: And contractor number three says he's great at grouting, enjoys fine dining and will paint any surface at the drop of a cloth.
Heidi: Ed, say hello to Tim.
Ed: Hi, Tim. Tim, Tool Time is by far my favorite show.
Tim: I like him already.
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Tim: I can't even imagine what he's going through, doing all this parenting alone. I mean, without Jill, I couldn't have had the kids.
Quote from Al
Heidi: Welcome to Remodeling Week here on Tool Time. Now, here's the star of the show, Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor!
Tim: Thank you, Heidi. Thank you, everybody. Welcome to Tool Time. I am Tim "The Grateful Tool Man" Taylor, and, of course, you all know my assistant.
[Jazzy music plays as Al walks towards the audience, who are applauding him, and salutes them]
Al: Okay, I'm a perch, I'll bite.
Tim: Well, Tim, it's Remodeling Week.
Al: I know that. Well, I've worn this shirt before, so now I'm re-modeling it. [laughs]
Quote from Tim
Al: Uh, all right. Well, over the years, we've shown you a lot of different ways to upgrade your home.
Tim: But when the job is big enough, it's time to ask for the expertise of a licensed, bonded, professional contractor.
Al: But finding a good contractor can be, well, as difficult as finding a date to the prom.
Tim: Yes, it can, Al. But this time, your mom won't bail you out. "Al, I can't fit in a limousine. Better use a backhoe."