Tim Quote #3275
Quote from Tim in Home for the Holidays
Lucille: It's a pity those poor girls can't have their whole family together.
Marty: Oh, Ma, please. Don't start.
Jeff: Don't use that tone with Mother.
Marty: There was no tone.
Jeff: Tone.
Marty: There was no tone! Tim, what do you think?
Tim: I think all these wrenches are metric.
Lucille: All I'm saying, Marty, is that it's a shame that you couldn't have worked something out, at least for the holidays. Right, Tim?
Tim: I wonder how big my head is in metric?
Marty: Look, Nancy's the one who's being impossible. And there's nothing I can do about that.
Jeff: And so, to compensate for your inadequacy, you lash out at the woman who gave you life. You should be ashamed. Shouldn't he, Tim?
Tim: Huh? Now, that's one sizable melon. Look at that baby, huh?
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Home for the Holidays’ Quotes
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Heidi: Merry Christmas and welcome to Tool Time. We're live on Al's rooftop. Now, here's the star of the show, Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor.
Tim: Thank you, Heidi. I am Tim... Well, "The Yule Man" Taylor. And, of course, you all know my assistant, Al "Be Home for Christmas Just Like Every Other Night" Borland.
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Randy: You know, I miss my friends. I miss writing for the school paper. I miss Arnold Schwarzenegger movies in English.
Tim: How do they say "Hasta la vista, baby" in Spanish?
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Jill: I guess since your dad and I are living here in the middle of all these changes, we haven't even noticed half of them.
[Tim falls off the roof with one of his decorations]
Tim: It's okay. The ground seems to have broken my fall.
Randy: Then again, some things never change.