Tim Quote #3112

Quote from Tim in All in the Family

Jill: This is absolutely unbelievable. They've been at it for almost an hour!
Tim: I had no idea Jeff had that kind of staying power.
Jill: Jeff and Carrie, of all people in the world?
Tim: Well, some women go for that bald look, you know? They stare in that shiny head and they can fix their make-up.
Jill: What would my sister see in your brother?
Tim: I just told you. Herself.

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 ‘All in the Family’ Quotes

Quote from Tim

Tim: I'm not finished yet. I'm not finished yet. You know, just because a wood is coarse and unfinished doesn't make it inferior. You know, I believe this country was founded on the principle that all wood has the inalienable right to become a nice cabinet!
Al: What exactly is your point, Tim?
Tim: I mean that all wood is created equal, regardless of color, creed or burl. And fourscore and seven tables ago...
Al: We'll be right back to "Woodworking Week" after we medicate our host.

Quote from Jill

Carrie: Boy, I wish I could find a guy like him!
Tim: Yeah. Well, Carrie, when they made me, they broke the mold.
Jill: I believe you broke the mold.

Quote from Wilson

Wilson: Jill, everybody picks up certain negative characteristics from their parents.
Jill: Yeah, well, I knew I picked up negative characteristics from my mother. I didn't know I'd gotten them from my father, too. That hardly seems fair.
Wilson: Right there. See, now, by identifying them, you make the first step to overcoming them. You know, it took me years of hard work to get rid of my father's annoying traits.
Jill: Really? What was he like?
Wilson: Odd man. Kept to himself. Never really let people see the whole person.