Wilson Quote #389
Quote from Wilson in Tool-Thousand-One: A Space Odyssey
Tim: What are you doing, Wilson?
Wilson: Well, Tim, I'm painting my dragon head for the Moomba Festival.
Tim: Aw, jeez. Is it Moomba time already?
Wilson: Oh, Tim. You know, it's an Australian celebration. I am so excited about it. Probably not as excited as you are about your imminent space voyage.
Tim: Yeah, but there's a lot of things around this house that aren't so exciting.
Wilson: Really? What happened?
Tim: Oh, Mark's in a real funk over a girl.
Wilson: Well, Tim, he is entering adolescence. And if I remember mine correctly, rejection comes with the territory.
Tim: But you didn't shave your head.
Wilson: Actually, I did. But I was living in Tibet and I wanted to be like the cool kids.
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‘Tool-Thousand-One: A Space Odyssey’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: So you're torn between embarking on the most exciting voyage of your life or staying home and taking care of someone you love.
Tim: That's the question.
Wilson: Well, you might heed the words of Thornton Wilder.
Tim: What did he say?
Wilson: Thornton Wilder said, "When one is at home, he dreams of adventure. And when one is on an adventure, he dreams of home."
Tim: That doesn't answer any questions.
Wilson: No, but it does restate it in a very interesting way. I'm sorry, Tim.
Quote from Tim
Jill: I can't believe it. It's so amazing. You are gonna be an astronaut.
Brad: Yeah, it's gonna be great, blasting off into space.
Randy: Cruising at 17,000 miles an hour.
Tim: All the while fighting the gravitational pull of Al's mom.
Quote from Al
Al: [viewing Rorschach tests] Well, that reminds me of Mother. Mother. Mother. A beautiful summer's day ruined by Mother.