Tim Quote #3003
Quote from Tim in Rebel Without Night Driving Privileges
Jill: Look, nighttime driving is trickier. We just want you to master daytime driving first.
Randy: You let Brad drive at night as soon as he got his license.
Jill: Yeah, and he had an accident, didn't he?
Randy: So why do I have to pay for Brad's screw-ups?
Tim: Well, that's kind of how the system works, you know. You pay for Brad's mistakes and Mark'll pay for your mistakes.
Randy: What mistakes have I made?
Tim: Well, for starters, having Brad as a brother.
Randy: This makes no sense. How could you let Mom talk you into this?
Tim: I got bit by a rat today.
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‘Rebel Without Night Driving Privileges’ Quotes
Quote from Brad
Tim: I found the root beer out there. Odd thing, though. I couldn't find the Nomad.
Jill: Oh, no!
Tim: It's not in the driveway. It's not in the garage. Where is the station wagon, Brad?
Brad: Well, it is called a Nomad. Maybe it wandered off?
Quote from Randy
Randy: I don't believe this. When I was his age you never would have let me go out this late on a school night.
Jill: Well, you also never had trouble making friends like he does. This thing has been really good for him.
Randy: Wait a second. Let me get this straight. Mark gets fewer rules because he's a dork. And I get more rules because Brad's a dork?
Brad: That's night-driving dork to you.
Quote from Randy
Randy: Well, I'm back safe and sound before the danger of nightfall rears its ugly little head.
Jill: Did you and Lauren have a good time?
Randy: Oh, yeah. We had another lovely wonderful afternoon date. We caught a 3:30 matinee filled with old people explaining the movie to each other. Then we went to an early-bird dinner filled with old people saying, [as an old man] "Does the salmon have bones? I hate bones."