Tim Quote #2878
Quote from Tim in What a Drag
Tim: Do you think we got through to him?
Jill: I don't know. I hope so. We can reason with him, tell him horror stories all we want. But when he goes out that door, it's gonna be all up to him.
Tim: He's a good kid, though.
Jill: Yeah. I think so. God! Do you remember when the worst problem we had with Brad was toilet-training?
Tim: Well, it makes sense. Couldn't get him on the pot, now we're trying to get him off the pot.
Jill: Oh, what a miserable day!
Tim: You're telling me! First thing you know, you're crashing through a gazebo. Next thing you know, your oldest son is on drugs. Boy, I need a beer!
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Quote from Al
Al: Oh... I can't believe I touched this bag! Oh, now my prints are all over it! Oh, man!
Tim: Hey, hey, hey, hey! Calm down!
Al: You know, this makes me an accessory. I could be charged with with possession of illicit drugs!
Tim: Al, Al, Al, stop, stop! Think for a minute. You found marijuana on my property. What does that tell you?
Al: I can no longer run for political office.
Quote from Al
Al: Well, hey! What's this?
Tim: What's what, Al?
Al: Looks like oregano. Does Jill keep it out here so it stays fresh?
Tim: Let me see that. It's not oregano.
Al: Tarragon?
Tim: This is marijuana.
Al: Jill cooks with marijuana?!
Tim: No, you idiot. Somebody's hiding this out here.
Quote from Tim
Heidi: Welcome to Tool Time on location. Here we are in Tim's very own backyard.
Tim & Al: [air blowing at them] It's Storm Watch '98! [Tim signals for the fan to be turned off]
Tim: Hi. I am Tim "The Weatherman" Taylor. And of course, you all know my assistant, Al "Nino" Borland.
Al: That's right. And we're here to show you how to protect your house and property from the ravages of a winter storm. [Tim makes blowing noises]
Tim: It's gonna be a long winter. Al's mom saw her shadow. Which is hard to do because she can't see her feet at this point, can she?